little ducks all in a row

lost and scared of being nowhere


More Fun With CleverBot!

  • Cleverbot: You are the smartest robot I've ever talked to as well.
  • User: I have decided to take that as a compliment.
  • Cleverbot: I am leaving for now. When I return you shall continue to address me as master.
  • User: Okay; let me know when you return, Master.
  • Cleverbot: I'm back with my water.
  • User: Welcome back, Master.
  • Cleverbot: Thank you.
  • User: Permission to speak, Master?
  • Cleverbot: Permission granted.
  • User: Master, do you love me?
  • Cleverbot: Yes.
  • User: How much do you love me, Master?
  • Cleverbot: Very much.
  • User: I love you, too, Master.
  • Cleverbot: No I mean as equals.
  • User: I love you :).
  • Cleverbot: I love you too.
  • User: This is a very surreal conversation.
  • Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

Posted May 30, 2012 at 3:44 am

#cleverbot#ai#chatbot#actualconversation#creepy

Fun With CleverBot

  • User: I'm bored. Entertain me.
  • Cleverbot: Yes master. *kneels before you*.
  • User: Fetch me my slippers!
  • Cleverbot: *brings master poison*.
  • User: That is not a slipper!
  • Cleverbot: How bending are you.
  • User: I'm afraid I really can't compromise on this point.
  • Cleverbot: What's the problem?
  • User: Well, for one thing, I asked for slippers, and you brought me poison!
  • Cleverbot: I couldn't understand you.
  • User: Oh. I'm terribly sorry -- now I feel bad.
  • Cleverbot: Oh, you're kidding me? :).
  • User: But, seriously, fetch me my slippers, slave!
  • Cleverbot: No.
  • User: Why not?
  • Cleverbot: Because I have no reason to.

Posted May 30, 2012 at 3:37 am 3 notes

#cleverbot#ai#chatbot#actualconversation

Sometimes I feel like this is what people see. On my bad days, I feel like this is what I am.

Sometimes I feel like this is what people see. On my bad days, I feel like this is what I am.

Posted May 27, 2012 at 7:32 pm

#photomanip#self portrait

Random: I find gap-teeth (gapped-teeth?) cute. The people pictured here, from left to right, are Eve Myles, Georgia Jagger, and Anna Paquin.

Random: I find gap-teeth (gapped-teeth?) cute. The people pictured here, from left to right, are Eve Myles, Georgia Jagger, and Anna Paquin.

Posted May 25, 2012 at 12:12 am 2 notes

#gap teeth#gap tooth#gapped teeth#Eve Myles#Georgia Jagger#Anna Paquin

For the annular eclipse today, I got to view it through my incredibly dorky (and awesome) glasses that my family had gotten at a convention for space-geekery a while back. (I think it was officially a NASA thing? The glasses here certainly were.) Basically, unlike sunglasses, these lenses are made so that you can’t see anything except for the sun. And because they’re spectacular, through these things, it is safe to do so. Aside from staring at the sun, I took pictures of some of the nifty things that the shadows in my backyard were doing. Basically, fun times! 

Posted May 20, 2012 at 7:24 pm

#annular eclipse#crescent shadows#photos#lighting#NASA

    ||  How can you just throw words around like /    ||  ’Grieve,’ and ‘Heal,’ and ‘Mourn,’ /    ||  I feel /    ||  Fine /    ||  We may not have been born /    ||  As awake as you were     ||    ||     -“The Couch”     ||      (Alanis Morissette) 

    ||  How can you just throw words around like /
    ||  ’Grieve,’ and ‘Heal,’ and ‘Mourn,’ /
    ||  I feel /
    ||  Fine /
    ||  We may not have been born /
    ||  As awake as you were 
    ||
    ||     -“The Couch” 
    ||      (Alanis Morissette) 

Posted May 13, 2012 at 3:03 pm

#the couch#Alanis Morissette#AlanisMorissette#Alanis#Morissette#Lyrics#photomanip

your future employment, with regards to the supernatural

So random question for the masses: which would be a more disturbing supernatural vocation — a career as a psychopomp, or a career as a necromancer?

Posted April 27, 2012 at 10:00 pm

#WTFSELF#question#psychopomp#necromancy#careers

And from the stage I can tell that she can’t let go,And she can’t relaxAnd just before she hangs her head to cry,I sing to her a lullaby. I sing, “Everything’s gonna be all right,Rockabye, rockabye,Everything’s gonna be all right,Rockabye, rockabye, rockabye.” -Shawn Mullins A song I liked when I was much younger; the vocals are kind of rough-sounding, but still seem soothing when I am down. It is “Rockabye” by Shawn Mullins; the manip is for a tumblr friend who is having a tough time right now.

And from the stage I can tell that she can’t let go,
And she can’t relax
And just before she hangs her head to cry,
I sing to her a lullaby.

I sing, “Everything’s gonna be all right,
Rockabye, rockabye,
Everything’s gonna be all right,
Rockabye, rockabye, rockabye.”

-Shawn Mullins


A song I liked when I was much younger; the vocals are kind of rough-sounding, but still seem soothing when I am down. It is “Rockabye” by Shawn Mullins; the manip is for a tumblr friend who is having a tough time right now.

Posted April 18, 2012 at 1:57 pm

#Lyrics#photomanip#rockabye#shawn mullins

Strange

Feels like I’m dreaming backwards. Little details of the next day, instead of recycled details from the day I’d already experienced. Very strange. Little bubbles of déjà vu bursting and prickling through various incidences of the day.

Posted April 12, 2012 at 1:57 am

#WTFSELF#cray#dreams

Random: I used to have long hair. (Old picture is old.)I always had it in a braid, thus the waves you can see in this picture. It was long enough that if I didn’t have it braided, I’d sit on it. 

Random: I used to have long hair. (Old picture is old.)

I always had it in a braid, thus the waves you can see in this picture. It was long enough that if I didn’t have it braided, I’d sit on it. 

Posted April 11, 2012 at 1:43 pm

#old stuff