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More Fun With CleverBot!

  • Cleverbot: You are the smartest robot I've ever talked to as well.
  • User: I have decided to take that as a compliment.
  • Cleverbot: I am leaving for now. When I return you shall continue to address me as master.
  • User: Okay; let me know when you return, Master.
  • Cleverbot: I'm back with my water.
  • User: Welcome back, Master.
  • Cleverbot: Thank you.
  • User: Permission to speak, Master?
  • Cleverbot: Permission granted.
  • User: Master, do you love me?
  • Cleverbot: Yes.
  • User: How much do you love me, Master?
  • Cleverbot: Very much.
  • User: I love you, too, Master.
  • Cleverbot: No I mean as equals.
  • User: I love you :).
  • Cleverbot: I love you too.
  • User: This is a very surreal conversation.
  • Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

Fun With CleverBot

  • User: I'm bored. Entertain me.
  • Cleverbot: Yes master. *kneels before you*.
  • User: Fetch me my slippers!
  • Cleverbot: *brings master poison*.
  • User: That is not a slipper!
  • Cleverbot: How bending are you.
  • User: I'm afraid I really can't compromise on this point.
  • Cleverbot: What's the problem?
  • User: Well, for one thing, I asked for slippers, and you brought me poison!
  • Cleverbot: I couldn't understand you.
  • User: Oh. I'm terribly sorry -- now I feel bad.
  • Cleverbot: Oh, you're kidding me? :).
  • User: But, seriously, fetch me my slippers, slave!
  • Cleverbot: No.
  • User: Why not?
  • Cleverbot: Because I have no reason to.