little ducks all in a row

Sometimes I end up doing the equivalent of doodling mustaches and effacing srsbzns photos when I have Photoshop open. There isn’t a mustache doodled here, but this isn’t exactly how this photo/screencap started out.

I did the whole “Senpai noticed me” thing, because by the end it looked like that kind of a face — even though technically I probably ought to have put something like “Kohai noticed me” (Senpai being an upperclassman, Kohai being an underclassman, if my memory serves. And the ‘kohai’ in question would obvs be Stiles. Because reasons.) 

Maybe this is a Derek Hale that is dealing with a time travelling Stiles?

In any case, this is basically me sharing random absurdity with the interwebs just because I can. 

tl;dr, have some fangirling!Derek

And now I’ve put Shane Morris on Mars, with an appropriately futuristic lamp. And, you know, dolphins.

I MADE MYSELF A PIRATE. And if you’re thinking, “Gosh, that parrot looks odd!”, don’t worry — it looks weird because it’s an enlarged parakeet.

Pirates are cool, okay? Shut up.

(The parakeet’s name is Darl, after a character in the Faulkner novel “As I Lay Dying”.)

It’s kind of a long story. And also, weirdly, not my fault.

Combination of Cassidy Haley and David Tennant. Mostly because the first picture I ever saw of Haley was a low quality cell-snap, and my reaction was “Who’s that? He looks kind of like a gothy David Tennant.”

Other pictures showed him looking less like Tennant, but the similarity stuck in my brain (and wasn’t helped whenever pictures of Haley with glasses on popped up, because they wear the same style of glasses, okay) and finally I just went ahead and combined them. And then was bored and fake-hipster-ified them, which hopefully isn’t going to be a thing that I do often, but who even knows. Anyway, tadah~!

So there’s this guy, and he’s a guitarst (sometimes more leading and sometimes not) with crazy punky hair half the time, who is totally straight but makes out with the male singer of the band he’s in because they’re close friends who can totally do that. He sometimes has pretty crazy eye makeup, and is part of kind of theatrical productions, what with the costumes — and he’s awesome and almost stupidly young looking for his age, because he has a slightly girlish/baby face (and not super bulky figure) offset only by a handful of piercings and some awesome tattoos. And — fun fact — he went to Catholic school growing up.

And this can describe either Tommy Joe Ratliff or Frank Iero (of My Chemical Romance), both of whom I’d love to meet. (I actually mean meet each other, though I wouldn’t say no to meeting either of them.)

So I kind of maybe made them one person.

(Sorry, this one’s more sloppily done than my Gerard/Adam combo; hopefully it’s enjoyed regardless.)

So there’s this guy, and he’s a singer, with hair that changes colour a lot. He makes out with his straight guitarist onstage, because they are best friends and subversive like that. His productions are theatrical, and his makeup gets pretty crazy (as well as the costumes). He’s done drag, but doesn’t identify as a woman in particular — just thought it was fun.

And this can describe either Adam Lambert or Gerard Way (of My Chemical Romance), both of whom I’d love to meet. (I actually mean meet each other, though I wouldn’t say no to meeting either of them.)

So I kind of maybe made them one person.