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people are interesting

Oftentimes, it seems like the people who fascinate me the most are the people who are (at least, on the surface?) the most fundamentally unlike me. Case in point: Shane Morris.*

He doesn’t mind people seeing him toe the line. His self-professed philosophy is “Drink. Dance. Smoke. Fight. Fuck.” — of which he has a tattoo.

I will probably never have a tattoo, fear of needles and chronic indecision notwithstanding, because it changes people’s preconceptions about who I am as a person. So — right off the bat, very different. And the message itself? I don’t drink (okay, I consume liquids, just not alcoholic ones), I can’t dance, I don’t smoke (and, being allergic, will never be tempted to begin), I am unable to fight when I have been conditioned not to (I’m a girl. If someone upsets me, I’m allowed to cry about it or do catty, underhanded things that require way more forethought and cunning than I am able to devote to vengeance, okay?) and I am not sure what proverbial ‘base’ I have officially gotten to (the definitions seem to differ?) but I sure as hell haven’t done anything that in anyone’s mind would qualify as fucking. 

So — different worldview. Different way of handling things. And I really, really want to understand other people, so Shane Morris falls under the category of Cool-People-That-I-Would-Someday-Want-To-Meet-And-Talk-With-And-Make-Friends-If-At-All-Possible-Dammit.

Is anyone else this way about people who appear to be their polar opposite? Is it weird that I think it would be good to have friends all across the spectrum of personalities? I mean, I don’t necessarily want to make friends with everyone in the world, because there are definitely some types of people I am not equipped to handle, but — yeah. 

Also, oh my gosh, I’m going to miss having Shane Morris posts in my dash. I didn’t always understand them (especially if sports were involved) but they were never boring. They were random and awesome.

*Who is leaving tumblr due to harassment. I get that all’s fair in love and flame wars war, but how creepy do you have to be to send death threats and accompany that creepiness with someone’s real-life info?

So, Shane Morris mentioned a haircare routine that sounds… somewhat problematic? (Lotions and olive oil and infrequent washing, oh my!) which I hope that he described facetiously. While I sadly do *not* have a screencap of the moment where he combed his mowhawk into a hilarious bowl-cut, I *did* get a picture of the back of his mowhawk, which does not taper but instead forms a kind of mane. (Or… section of a mullet? Po-tay-to, po-tah-to.)

So, Shane Morris mentioned a haircare routine that sounds… somewhat problematic? (Lotions and olive oil and infrequent washing, oh my!) which I hope that he described facetiously. While I sadly do *not* have a screencap of the moment where he combed his mowhawk into a hilarious bowl-cut, I *did* get a picture of the back of his mowhawk, which does not taper but instead forms a kind of mane. (Or… section of a mullet? Po-tay-to, po-tah-to.)

I’m trying to figure out how to retouch guys. Pictures in magazines with a male target audience (like Details — a magazine with which I have so many problems, though not as many as it seems to have with itself) are retouched totally differently than in, say, Seventeen. Tried to play with a random photo — in this case, the victim subject was Shane Morris, because he’d posted several pics upon the advent of the adoption of his new kitten, Roger Tom Tom. He has a nice face, so — starting out easy, yeah? If you want to see the original, please feel free to do so (it has a kitten in it! You should totally see!) here.
Thoughts?

I’m trying to figure out how to retouch guys. Pictures in magazines with a male target audience (like Details — a magazine with which I have so many problems, though not as many as it seems to have with itself) are retouched totally differently than in, say, Seventeen

Tried to play with a random photo — in this case, the victim subject was Shane Morris, because he’d posted several pics upon the advent of the adoption of his new kitten, Roger Tom Tom. He has a nice face, so — starting out easy, yeah? If you want to see the original, please feel free to do so (it has a kitten in it! You should totally see!) here.

Thoughts?

And now I’ve put Shane Morris on Mars, with an appropriately futuristic lamp. And, you know, dolphins.

And now I’ve put Shane Morris on Mars, with an appropriately futuristic lamp. And, you know, dolphins.

Cracktastic photomanips abound. probably, nobody is surprised.

Expanding on the earlier ShaneXLamp OTP post, I have a new one, except… I decided to take it in a vaguely Steampunk AU direction. Yes, I’m treating it like I would a real pairing that I shipped and dropping it into random situations. Yes, I am a very weird person. 

And — no, this doesn’t need to make any sense.

It’s kind of a long story. And also, weirdly, not my fault.

It’s kind of a long story. And also, weirdly, not my fault.